Shows I’d Like to See
- Sweeney Todd & Copper — Johnny Depp makes meat pies out of Disney characters.
- Catch Me If You Can Can — Leonardo DiCaprio impersonates burlesque dancers until he gets caught hanging out in the wrong place.
- Ghost Town Without Pity — Rickie Gervais defends a falsely accused incubus.
- Apocalypto Now — Brando runs naked through the jungle mumbling a dead language.
- Jake & the Thin Man — Joe Penny teams up with William Powell to find out who killed William Conrad.
- Perfect Strangers on a Train — A twisted commuter offers to kill Mr. Twinkacetti for Larry & Balki.
- It’s A Wonderful Lifeboat — George Bailey finally gets to travel and wishes he’d stayed in Bedford Falls.
- The Petrified Forrest Gump — Tom Hanks gives a bunch of depressed diners a box of chocolates.
- Operation Petticoat Junction — Billie Jo, Betty Jo and Bobbie Jo offer submarine rides in the Hooterville water tower.
- The Man Who Would Be King Kong — Sean Connery plays a gorilla with a license to kill.
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