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In the interest of fairness, balance, and fuzzy logic, I hereby present, to complement last week’s list of homeschool drawbacks, a list of homeschool benefits — again from a kid’s perspective:

Benefits to Homeschooling

  1. The teacher never threatens to tell your mom
  2. Your parents never get called in for a “conference”
  3. You can’t be expelled
  4. You don’t care what your classmates think of you
  5. You don’t have to worry about forgetting your lunch/lunch money
  6. You don’t have to change clothes after school
  7. You don’t have to sell raffle tickets, cookies, or chocolate bars
  8. The dog is always nearby and ready to eat your homework
  9. If the teacher grades on the curve, you’re guaranteed an A
  10. Unless you have a twin, you’re bound to be the valedictorian

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