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This Week’s List
Tips for the New Driver Don’t hit anything. Don’t let anything hit you. Don’t drive with your eyes closed. Don’t drive while sitting in the back seat. Don’t drive from outside the car. Don’t drive while putting on your pants. Don’t drive sideways. Don’t drive on sidewalks or through pedestrian …
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Ten Reasons to Reelect Obama ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Politickles.com Bob’s Other Lists: How to Ace an Interview Misnomers & Oxymorons Shows I’d Like to See Top Ten Rhetorical Questions You Know You’re A Liberal If . . . Things You Don’t Want to …
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How to Ace an Interview It’s all how you answer the questions. Below are five sample questions, followed by the wrong and right answers: 1. What attracted you to our company? Wrong Answer: You had a job open. Right Answer: I made an in-depth study of all the companies on …
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Shows I’d Like to See Sweeney Todd & Copper — Johnny Depp makes meat pies out of Disney characters. Catch Me If You Can Can — Leonardo DiCaprio impersonates burlesque dancers until he gets caught hanging out in the wrong place. Ghost Town Without Pity — Rickie Gervais defends a falsely …
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Things You Don’t Want to Mix Up Chapsticks & glue sticks Hairspray and spray paint Brylcreem & Bengay Windex & Blue Curacao Cocoa Puffs and rabbit droppings Bob’s Other Lists: What Bosses Really Mean How to Interact with Humorless People Why Ordinary TV is Better than Cable Funny Things to …
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The pictures above represent three lying thieves I once worked with. They know who they are. How Not to Do DAMAGE CONTROL The first rule of damage control is to anticipate things that can go wrong and make sure they don’t. Amazingly enough, most people don’t get this simple rule …
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What Bosses Really Mean We need a multi-tasker: You’ll have to do my job as well as yours We’ll have to work late: I screwed off all day Employees should not discuss salaries: Other people make way more than you We didn’t do as well as we hoped this year: …
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Why Ordinary TV is Better than Cable Ordinary TV has fewer channels, which make it easier to decide what to watch. Ordinary TV has more commercials, providing therapeutic interruptions for people with short attention spans or bladder-control problems. Ordinary TV offers new movies long after they’ve appeared on cable, which …
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Funny Things to Say at Work I did it my way! Sorry it didn’t work out. I’m not paid to goof off. I do it for free. People say my boss is an idiot savant. Well, they’re half right. It’s true that the cream rises to the top, but sometimes …