FOSSIL FOOLSCongressmen who are ninety years old,Congressmen who are covered in mold,Congressmen who can’t walk,Congressmen who can’t talk,Congressmen who just do what they’re told. From the archive SEE YOU LATER, AGITATORWell, I saw Pelosi hawkin’Another evil plan today,Well, I saw Pelosi hawkin’Another evil plan today,And that’s when I realizedShe just …
WRAY OF MOONSHINE“I can honestly say, sir, that I’mAt a loss what to say at this time:I can’t say yes or no‘Cause I don’t want to showThat I’m guilty of this or that crime.” From the archive AMERICAN SPY (as sung by HRC) I can’t remember if I criedWhen I …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: VAX RETURN“We must resolutely ignoreThat it proved ineffective before,That no one was protectedFrom being infected,‘Cause we’re going to do it once more.” From the archive INCOME VAX“We’ve developed a new vaccineAnd it only remains to be …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: HUNTER GATHERER“Okay, maybe I’m not very brightAnd my talents, if any, are slight,I may not be adept,Maybe even inept,But my dad is the president, right?” From the archive BIDENOMICS“I don’t worry about inflationOr the safety of …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: TANGOIt is hard to play tennis alone,It is hard to play chess on your own,It is so hard to doAnything that takes twoWhen your partner is not in the zone. From the archive IT’S COMPLICATED“To be …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: ALERTIt’s too late when the moment is past,The abduction is frightfully fast,It’s the worst of your fearsWhen your child disappears,And forever your heartache will last. See “Sound of Freedom” From the archive DIZZY WORLDIt’s a magical …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: PENCE ON FIREHe pretends to be loyal to TrumpAnd continually kisses his rump,Then goes on the attack,Stabbing Trump in the back:What a lying, ridiculous chump! Lagniappe RE-INDICTED“Re-indict me ’cause it feels so good.Re-indict me like I …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: ONE TO MANYIf those geniuses really had known me,They would not have consented to clone me.Once I had my own double,I became twice the trouble.Now those geniuses want to disown me. From the archive NEVER MINDI’ve …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: BIDENOMICS“I don’t worry about inflationOr the safety of our nation:All that matters to meIs my familyAnd our quest for grotesque compensation.” From the archive CLOSESuch behavior and no one complains?Such a lunatic should be in chains!It’s …
