Your Weekly Politickle: UNCONVENTIONAL

UNCONVENTIONALIt’s unlikely you’d get a worse ticket,One more bumbling or baffled or wicked,One more apt to embarrassThan Biden and Harris,If you asked a chimpanzee to pick it. From the archive BIDEN TIMEAn old hack who is out of his mind,Who for decades robbed taxpayers blindAnd feathered his nestWith foreign largesse:He’s …

Your Weekly Politickle: PLEADING THE 25TH

PLEADING THE 25THIf your comments are constantly muddledAnd you seem to be always befuddled,You have nothing to fear:It will all disappear,‘Cause the case for your crimes will be scuttled. From the archive CLOSESuch behavior and no one complains?Such a lunatic should be in chains!It’s as plain as can beAnd a …

Your Weekly Politickle: SECRET RECIPE

SECRET RECIPEAll the meatloaves I make are repleteWith the vegetables you “hate” to eat;Those “foul” foods that offendAre mixed up in the blend:To make some children eat, you must cheat. From the archive SETTLED CONTENTSIt’s much safer now for meWhen I go to the grocery:I’m advised that nuts“May contain nuts”And …

Your Weekly Politickle: CHARITY BINGES AT HOME

CHARITY BINGES AT HOMEThis whole refugee program’s a shamThat is putting us all in a jam,Undermining our nationAnd our civilization,With the churches all in on the scam. From the archive OPEN WIDE“Opportunity knocks, let it in.Captive workers and voters: win, win.Votes and labor are freeOnce you buy them from me.So …

Your Weekly Politickle: MARKETING

Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: MARKETINGEducation in sex promotes sex.Contraceptive “protection” comes next.Once a girl feels secure,She’ll get pregnant for sure,And abortion is what she selects. From the archive MATH EXTINCTIONWhen a vigorous inward migrationOverwhelms an effete population,People have to be …

Your Weekly Politickle: SANTA’S SACK

SANTA’S SACKWhen the holiday season draws near,It will likely elicit a tear,Years ago you were hired,Without warning you’re fired:“Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!” From the archive A Visit from the Christ Child Last week’s limerick FIATBut for her, we’d never knowHow much further we can go.We now adoreThe son …

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