Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: “I’M MASKING FOR A FRIEND”So you say when you want to pretendAnd excuse how far over you’ll bend,But the more you comply,The more freedom will die:That’s not something you do for a friend. Lagniappe TAKE THIS …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: HAPPY VAX-GIVINGIn addition to boiled shrimp and crab,Goose pâté, artichokes, gumbo zab,Crawfish bisque, and wild rice:A syringe filled with spice,’Cause the turkey is getting the jab. From the archive TURKEYSWith the Covid-19 doom and gloom,You can …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: FAT CHECKERI let out a big ear-piercing wailAnd my face turns perceptibly pale.“That is not what I weigh,”I indignantly sayEvery time that I step on a scale. From the archive LIGHTWEIGHTGetting older, you may realizeThat your …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: HOUR APOLOGIESIt isn’t our fault this is late,It goes out Monday mornings at eight,We’ve not altered the timeThat we send out our rhyme,But the clock gets pushed back on this date. From the archive OUR CONFUSIONWill …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: MASKED FEELINGSHalloween has become a big bore.I don’t like it as much as before.What’s the reason? you ask.I’ve been wearing a maskFor so long it’s no fun anymore. From the archive DARK TO LIGHTEvery night we …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: SCHOOLED“Maybe this time we’ll give you a pass,But, beware, we won’t tolerate sass:Parents, do as you’re toldAnd you’ll get stars of gold.Otherwise, you’ll be kept after class.” From the archive COMMENCEMENT ADDRESSIn your minds, foolish fallacies …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: FOR-BIDEN FRUIT“Hunter, shake a few trees in Iran,In Ukraine, Belarus, Pakistan.Who knows what might just dropTo enrich you and Pop?C’mon shake, Hunter, shake! C’mon, man!” From the archive FURORHas your patience worn thin, Comrade Joe?Well, that’s …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: TOO Q’ED“Trust the plan! Trust the plan! Trust the plan!”So we’re told by the QAnon clan.We would like to comply,But we have to ask whyWe should trust such a nebulous plan. From the archive RATS!Life in …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: FLU MANCHU“Xi Jinping get idea and he hire us:Chairman say that he greatly desire usTo create something newAnd release Wuhan Flu,So to make secret weapon of virus.” From the archive BREAKING CHINAYour tyrannical rule is just …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: ERASING ARIZONAThe election was just as we thought, itWas tainted by mountains of fraud, itWas stolen from TrumpOn behalf of a chump,And that’s just a single state’s audit. From the archive ALL INWhen we went to …
