It is with heavy hearts that we must announce the passing of F.R. Duplantier. Known to many simply as “Bob,” he will be greatly missed. Bob Duplantier was born in New Orleans on August 13th, 1956, and passed away peacefully, surrounded by his family, on March 18th, 2025, at the …
SHARE YOUR WEEKLY POLITICKLE BY F.R. DUPLANTIER YOU CRANEYou can’t see beyond the flaws?You can’t see respect for laws?You can’t see the thereThat is not there?You can’t see a noble cause? From the archive IRISH STEWED“Tis the grandest green beer that I’ve seen!Just as grand as the lads I’m between!”“Stop …
SHARE YOUR WEEKLY POLITICKLE BY F.R. DUPLANTIER SCARE CITYYou reside in a cute little boxOn a street that is only ten blocks,You can’t go very farAnd don’t need any car:At both ends of the street, there are locks. From the archive HOUR APOLOGIESIt isn’t our fault this is late,It goes …
SHARE YOUR WEEKLY POLITICKLE BY F.R. DUPLANTIER IN THE DOGE HOUSE“My new boss is a big stupid jerkAnd he acts like I’m trying to shirk.He wants me to sayWhat I do for my payAnd expects me to come into work!” From the archive CARNIVAL THROESOn Mardi Gras Day, tap a …
SHARE YOUR POLITICKLE! STRAW VOTEPaper straws do not work, but you’re stuck.You prefer plastic straws? Out of luck!Paper straws are a pain,Paper straws are insane.Plastic straws are the best ’cause they suck! From the archive THUNBERG ENLIGHTENINGAre we doomed to be tirelessly trolledBy a child who’s not twenty years old?Well, …
SHAKE IT OFF!Taylor Swift was attending the gameTo cheer on (so we’re told) her true flame,But the stage-managed ployOnly served to annoyAnd make Taylor Swift look really lame. From the archive GINGER DYSPHORIAThere are basically two types of man:One’s the type that prefers Mary Ann.Take Dawn Wells, if you please.I’ll …
YOU ESSAYEDYou tried to bleed us dry.You tried to make us die.You tried for yearsTo stoke our fears.You tried to fly too high. From the archive SUPER BAWLSeeing tirades and tantrums beginWell before Donald Trump was sworn in,Fake adults throwing fitsLike some overgrown kids,Aren’t you glad these big brats didn’t …
SHARE YOUR WEEKLY POLITICKLE BY F.R. DUPLANTIER SCIENCE INFECTIONIf you say that it’s settled, you’re lying,‘Cause you never can ever stop tryingTo discover what’s true,That’s what scientists do,And the moment you stop, you start dying. From the archive C’EST MOI!There is something about his defiance,His absurdly smug self-reliance,That makes me …
SHARE YOUR WEEKLY POLITICKLE BY F.R. DUPLANTIER SHUN VANITY“I’m the host of a TV talk show,And my guests are all people you know,But you don’t get to hear them,To cheer them or jeer them:I talk over them all, I’m the pro!” From the archive NOSEPIN ZONEI don’t care what a …
SHARE YOUR WEEKLY POLITICKLE BY F.R. DUPLANTIER INAUGURATIONUnbelievable things that are true,All the horrors you’ve had to go through!Now it’s time to renew,Reasserting that youWon’t be ruled by a rude wrecking crew. From the archive STARTERSTrump has done what he said that he would,He has done it as fast as …
