Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: HIPPY HOLIDAYSWith such goodies I’ve been gracedIn this season of good taste:Until extra pounds melt,I will need a new beltTo gird my widening waist. From the archive FRUITCAKEA fruitcake came one dayAnd I sent it on …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: BASIC THANKSGIVINGThough my life may be austere,What I’m thankful for this yearIs the same as everAnd changes never:The fact that I’m still here. From the archive HAPPY VAX-GIVINGIn addition to boiled shrimp and crab,Goose pâté, artichokes, …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: PRONOUNCEMENTOkay, now you are going too far,Saying what your preferred pronouns are:We don’t care if this vexes,There are only two sexes,And what you really are is bizarre. From the archive BRUISED GENDER“I’m a man. No, a …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: HAMMERED“You need to be more discreet, Paul.You can’t pick up guys on the street, Paul.I do not need your helpTo embarrass myself.Enough of this gay trick or treat, Paul.” From the archive HUBBY LOBBY“Paul, you know …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: HALLOW VEGAN“Reese’s Pieces? Kit Kat? Milky Way?M&Ms? Butterfinger? Payday?Hershey Bar? Baby Ruth?”“To tell you the truth,I eat only nondairy, okay?” From the archive MASKED FEELINGSHalloween has become a big bore.I don’t like it as much as …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: DOG GONE“Competition was keen, as you know,But the judges decided to goWith Felipe the Frog,Who presents as a dogAnd is hereby declared ‘Best of Show.’” From the archive DYSPHORIA“I’m a woman without any tits,I’m a woman …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: OVERINFLATEDThere once was a man from NantucketWho never would drive his new truck; itJust sat in the driveOnce gas prices passed five,‘Cause to fill up the tank cost a bucket. From the archive CHINA PATTERN“We will …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: KAMALA SALAD“A community needs to have unity.Without unity, it can’t be community.Is not ‘unity’ heardAt the end of the word?Without ‘unity,’ it would be ‘comm.’” From the archive KAMALAIt’s well known she was willing to swapCertain …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: GINGER DYSPHORIAThere are basically two types of man:One’s the type that prefers Mary Ann.Take Dawn Wells, if you please.I’ll take Tina Louise.I’m the type that’s a big Ginger fan. From the archive FRIENDS AT LASTWe’ll go …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: SANTA KLAUSWe’ve had more than enough of Klaus Schwab,That moronic, Teutonic, big slobWho thinks he can “reset”And decide what we get’Cause we’re all just an ignorant mob. From the archive DEPENDENT KLAUS“You’ll own nothing and be …
