Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: FACT CHICK“When I saw her cute pic, I swiped rightAnd requested a date for that night.When she opened the door,She weighed 50 pounds more –And I was four fifths of my height.” From the archive FAT …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: LGBTQ+“We’re so proud of our rainbow today,This forever-expanding array:Every day it gets betterAs we add one more letter.The whole alphabet soon will be gay.” Lagniappe PRIED“When your children come under our sway,We indoctrinate from the first …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: J6There was no “insurrection”:This false-flag misdirectionWas an effort to stumpDonald J. TrumpAnd prevent his reelection. From the archive 2000 MULESThey were paid to deliver the votes,So to change the results of the totes,Stuffing box after boxOver …
An orphan with two parents (That’s the story of my life), An only child with siblings, And a widower with a wife.
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: CREDIT DENIED“Though I tried to be all I could be,She would never acknowledge to meAnything I achieved:She was so much aggrieved,She pretended that she didn’t see.” From the archive CALCULATOR“I discovered to my dismayShe’d assigned me …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: SO’S UMAMI!When I’m hungry, I do not devourSomething sweet, bitter, salty, or sour:No, I swallow salami,That savory tsunami,Let that pepper my palate empower. From the archive HAPPY VAX-GIVINGIn addition to boiled shrimp and crab,Goose pâté, artichokes, …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: DEPENDENT KLAUS“You’ll own nothing and be happy,”Says Klaus Schwab, who’s feeling crappy.Klaus is in a snitAnd throwing a fit:Someone needs to change his nappy. From the archive FRAUDSTER THE SNOWMANFraudster the SnowmanWas an enterprising pol,With a …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: 2000 MULESThey were paid to deliver the votes,So to change the results of the totes,Stuffing box after boxOver multiple blocks,Thus creating the Joe Biden bloats. From the archive ERASING ARIZONAThe election was just as we thought, …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: CALCULATOR“I discovered to my dismayShe’d assigned me a part in a ‘play,’And her fond affirmationsWere just public relationsTo sustain her sweet image and sway.” From the archive IT’S COMPLICATED“To be honest, I like you a lot,But …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: WHO’S HE?He’s “in bed” with some bad so-and-sos,He’s “in bed” with drug pushers and hoes,He’s “in bed” with Deep StatistsAnd pedophile sadists,He’s “in bed” with America’s foes. From the archive HERE COMES THE SON!“I’m so sick …
