SHAKE IT OFF!
Taylor Swift was attending the game
To cheer on (so we’re told) her true flame,
But the stage-managed ploy
Only served to annoy
And make Taylor Swift look really lame.
From the archive
GINGER DYSPHORIA
There are basically two types of man:
One’s the type that prefers Mary Ann.
Take Dawn Wells, if you please.
I’ll take Tina Louise.
I’m the type that’s a big Ginger fan.
(2022)
FRIENDS AT LAST
We’ll go through a transitional stage
To get over a long-lasting rage,
And when Jennifer Aniston
And her very last fan is gone,
We will enter a post-Rachel age.
(2014)
GO OGLE
Oops! She did it again unawares!
And she never expected such stares!
Every nut on the Net
Is now Googling to get
His own gander at poor Britney’s pears!
(2006)
WARDROBE MALFUNCTION
“She had something to get off her chest
And decided to make a clean breast;
We assure you that Janet
Did not mean it or plan it:
She just happened to wind up undressed.”
(2004)
Last week’s limerick
YOU ESSAYED
You tried to bleed us dry.
You tried to make us die.
You tried for years
To stoke our fears.
You tried to fly too high.