Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: FOR-BIDEN FRUIT“Hunter, shake a few trees in Iran,In Ukraine, Belarus, Pakistan.Who knows what might just dropTo enrich you and Pop?C’mon shake, Hunter, shake! C’mon, man!” From the archive FURORHas your patience worn thin, Comrade Joe?Well, that’s …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: TOO Q’ED“Trust the plan! Trust the plan! Trust the plan!”So we’re told by the QAnon clan.We would like to comply,But we have to ask whyWe should trust such a nebulous plan. From the archive RATS!Life in …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: FLU MANCHU“Xi Jinping get idea and he hire us:Chairman say that he greatly desire usTo create something newAnd release Wuhan Flu,So to make secret weapon of virus.” From the archive BREAKING CHINAYour tyrannical rule is just …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: ERASING ARIZONAThe election was just as we thought, itWas tainted by mountains of fraud, itWas stolen from TrumpOn behalf of a chump,And that’s just a single state’s audit. From the archive ALL INWhen we went to …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: UNDER GODThough our enemies cannot abide usAnd forever will try to divide usWith distinctions that vexSuch as class, race, and sex,Our invincible lord’s here to guide us. From the archive DEPLORABUS UNUMYou may think that we’re …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: FURORHas your patience worn thin, Comrade Joe?Well, that’s funny! In case you don’t know,You serve us, you big clown,Not the other way round,And it’s time for your dumb ass to go. From the archive BIDEN TIMEAn …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: GUIDANCEPut a big plastic bag on your headOr a pair of pink Pampers instead:Now you’re safe from the virusAnd, if you expire, it’sYour own stupid fault that you’re dead. From the archive CLONE RANGER“He performed such …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: MILLEY TARRYWhat a pompous, incompetent pain!While Afghanistan goes down the drain,He’s a CRT sage,Obsessed with “white rage”:Is he lacking a spine or a brain? From the archive CRITICAL RICE THEORYIf you want your results to be …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: COMPLIANCEFor months they did beseechUs to practice what they preach.Now their job is doneAnd they have wonAs we censor our own speech. From the archive SPOILERSAll the Devil’s disciples deceive,But just what do they hope to …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: ALL INWhen we went to the auditoriumTo demand an audit from all of them,Public servants said no’Cause they knew it would showThere should be a total recall of them. From the archive MATH CONFUSIONIf the number …
