Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: GINGER DYSPHORIAThere are basically two types of man:One’s the type that prefers Mary Ann.Take Dawn Wells, if you please.I’ll take Tina Louise.I’m the type that’s a big Ginger fan. From the archive FRIENDS AT LASTWe’ll go …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: SANTA KLAUSWe’ve had more than enough of Klaus Schwab,That moronic, Teutonic, big slobWho thinks he can “reset”And decide what we get’Cause we’re all just an ignorant mob. From the archive DEPENDENT KLAUS“You’ll own nothing and be …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: LAME DOCDr. Jill has a college degree,And a Master’s and Ph.D,But they’re in education(They have no valuation),And her brain is the size of a pea. From the archive INTUITIONPeople say that a college degreeIs a right …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: FBI“It is merely a matter of time’Til the target is tarnished with slime:Follow Beria’s plan,Just bring us the man,And we will establish the crime.” From the archive MAR-A-LAGO“Open up! FBI! It’s a raid!We have evidence to …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: DID YOU LEARN ANYTHING?“You had four years or more just to play,While we went to work right away.Yes, you made a bad betAnd incurred lots of debt.Why should we be expected to pay?” From the archive …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: GUNS & ROSARIESWe have weapons from which we can chooseTo defend rights you want to abuse:Perforate you with holes?Intercede for your souls?Which one would you rather we use? From the archive DEATH AND TAXESCharlie Chan and …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: MAR-A-LAGO“Open up! FBI! It’s a raid!We have evidence to be displayed,To be planted in pantriesAnd Melania’s pantiesSo a solid court case can be made.” From the archive J6There was no “insurrection”:This false-flag misdirectionWas an effort to …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: HUBBY LOBBY“Paul, you know I can’t give you stock tips,”Nancy said between generous sips.“Not even in jestCan I tell you, ‘InvestFive million in firms making chips.’” From the archive SEE YOU LATER, AGITATORWell, I saw Pelosi …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: AMERICA LASTOur economy’s circling the drain.Do you feel like you’re struggling in vain?You can count on Joe BidenTo help by providin’Umpteen billions to crooks in Ukraine. From the archive WHO’S HE?He’s “in bed” with some …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: CONTENTEDHalf-empty or half-full?It’s quantifiable:Solid, liquid, gasCombining in one mass,The glass is always full. From the archive LOOKING GLASSConservatives say they’re a gas,But liberals give them a pass:My verse is a mirrorThat shows their flaws clearer,And they …
