Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: THE MASK GAMESaid Gene Rayburn, “Brett, give me your views:Which of these men would you choose,A man with a maskOr a man with a flask?”“Gene, give me the guy with the booze!” From the archive “I’M …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: TRYINGEach night to bed dejected,Our lives far from perfected,Wondering whyWe try and try,Each morning resurrected. From the archive RENEWAL NOTICELook at lilies, see them bloom,Say goodbye to days of doom,Wave farewell to night,Bid hello to light,As …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: FACT CHEKA“I am serving to monitor newsAnd ensure it comports with right views:If you must disagree,Go ahead, you are freeTo destroy your own life if you choose.” From the archive BUBBLE“Well, I don’t like to brag …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: YOU’RE THE TERRORIST!Hey, Mayorkas, you blood-sucking leech,Do you think you can curb our free speech?We will question electionsAnd fallacious infections!You can shove your insane overreach! From the archive BIG EARSDoes Obama read my email?Does Obama tap …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: HERE COMES THE SON!“I’m so sick of all of this crap, Pop,This obsession with what’s on my laptop.Oh, how happy you’d beIf they pinned it on me!I am not gonna cop to this rap, Pop.” From …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: DIS PUTINOf course, Putin is prone to deceive,But Zelensky has reason to weaveA few lies of his own,And Joe Biden has shownHe is never someone to believe. From the archive RUSSIAN INTO BATTLEOn the day of …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: A MISS“In the locker room, I saw a chickAnd I said to my bestie, ‘Look quick:See that girl over thereWho’s blow-drying her hair?Tell me why does that chick have a dick?’” From the archive BRUISED GENDER“I’m …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: INCOME VAX“We’ve developed a new vaccineAnd it only remains to be seenIf we’re able to make itCompulsory to take it,Then our profits will be obscene.” From the archive GEEKS BEARING GIFTSThough the average buffoon celebratesThe much …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: INTO THE FIRE“We must ‘speak truth to power,’” he said,“Transfer ‘power to the people’ instead.”Now that we’ve got the power,We still have to cower,‘Cause the power has gone to his head. From the archive FIFTH COLUMNOur …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: CARNIVAL THROESOn Mardi Gras Day, tap a caskAnd fill up a bota or flask,But make sure you’re not spottedLooking totally potted:For your own sake, please, wear a mask. From the archive FAT CHANCEThey can say it’s …
