Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: RADIO SILENCEIf you want to stay focused, you mightLeave the radio off for the night,Lest the words of a song(“I’ve been loving you too long”)Wiggle-worm their way in as you write. Lagniappe SUBVERSIVEWait a minute! Something’s …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: GOADI may strike you as rude and uncouth,But I’ve acted like that from my youth:If the things that I sayMake you mad, walk awayAnd you won’t have to deal with the truth. From the archive TWITSIt …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: CONDITIONING“It’s the most inexplicable thing:I’ll be acting quite normal and [ding!]I turn into a grumpAnd start ragging on TrumpWhensoever I hear a bell ring.” From the archive TDSAre these symptoms familiar to you:Bulging eyes and pinched …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: BUBBLE“Well, I don’t like to brag or to boast,But I do read the Times and the Post,And each day in my carI tune in NPR,So, I think I’m informed more than most.” From the archive 2020 …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: IDIOT“I think socialism sounds pretty good,If it turns out the way that it should.Though it never has yet,It still seems a sure bet –And there’s always a chance that it could.” From the archive AOC“OMG! Can …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: GAME OVERThough I’d watched competitions, all sorts —On the fields, in arenas, on courts —Players taking a kneeWas just too much for me:I am done with “professional” sports. From the archive HOGGWASH“Receive our wisdom, peasants,And be …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: ALMOST OVERNew Year’s Eve, now at long last, is near.How we wish it were already here!Eye to eye we don’t see,But on this we agree:Twenty-twenty was not a good year. From the archive HAIL, STORM!Though it …
Help put Christ back in Christmas by circulating this verse widely. And feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: PER DIEMNo matter what you hear,Do not succumb to fear:Come what may,You have this dayAnd the end is always near. From the archive OH …
Help put Christ back in Christmas by circulating this verse widely. And feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: BETTER NOTThough you think you’re so superiorAnd everyone else inferior,If you look insideYou’ll find only prideAnd nothing else interior. From the archive SOMETHING SMELLS*(to …
SOMETHING SMELLS*(to the tune of “Jingle Bells”) Padding all the votes, in selected key swing statesOver night they stop, to bring in extra cratesBiden goes ahead, leaving Trump behindWhat fun it is to rig the vote and rob the voters blind! Something smells, something smells, smells just like a ratOh, …
