Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: WHAT’S THE USAGE?Don’t confuse “who” and “whom,” for my sake,Don’t say “bring” when you mean to say “take,”Don’t say “lay” when it’s “lie,”If it’s “me,” don’t say “I.”Watch your language and give me a break. From …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: PROPHET“When I see things that no one else sees,I’m compelled to communicate theseAs a warning to youWho know not what you do,And whose God you are bound to displease.” From the archive PER DIEMNo matter what …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: DIZZY WORLDIt’s a magical place in the sun!Cartoon characters greet everyone!You’ll be kidnapped and rapedAnd videotaped!Come on in, all you kids, and have fun! From the archive GHISLAINEHer conviction for procuringIs just and reassuring,But will clients …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: AUTOPSY-TURVY“I was shot in the back of the head,Or, perhaps, I was strangled instead.Don’t let logic deceive:Though it’s hard to believe,It was suicide. That’s why I’m dead.” From the archive WHO, M.E.?He had dirt on the …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: CLOSESuch behavior and no one complains?Such a lunatic should be in chains!It’s as plain as can beAnd a toddler can seeThat the emperor has no brains. From the archive FOR-BIDEN FRUIT“Hunter, shake a few trees in …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: PRODIGALSOverbearing and maybe too stern?Did I not leave them leeway to learn?Is that why they leftAnd I now am bereft?How I long for my children’s return! From the archive THE WONDER KIDIt’s tough sometimes to be …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: CHATGPTThis week’s deadline has gotten too tight.Can you write me a limerick tonight,With a joke or a pun –What? You’re already done?Say, that sounds like a limerick I’d write. From the archive THE LIMERICKIt’s the silliest …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: TEACHER’S PET PEEVE“I will try to remember your names,But reject any petulant claims:What ‘your pronouns’ areIs a bridge too farAnd I won’t play ridiculous games.” PRONOUNCEMENTOkay, now you are going too far,Saying what your preferred pronouns …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: LITES OUT“We were so far ahead! How’d we choke?We were basking in bucks! Now we’re broke?There is no more demandFor our popular brand.We were sleeping, but thought we were woke.” From the archive BOYS NAMED SUEIt …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: OPEN WIDE“Opportunity knocks, let it in.Captive workers and voters: win, win.Votes and labor are freeOnce you buy them from me.So much money to make, let’s begin.” From the archive VOTO FINISH“Immigration concerns are what spur us,Opposition …
