Rudolph the Hard-Nosed Lawyer Had some very scary foes, And if you ever had some You would know how that goes. All of the local riffraff Used to laugh and call him names, They couldn’t get good Rudolph To join in any riffraff games, Then one Foggy Bottom eve, Donald …
Help put Christ back in Christmas by circulating this verse widely. Share these, too: NEW CHRISTMAS CLASSICS And feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: SCORECARDIt was late, Donald Trump way ahead,So I called it a night, went to bed;While I slept, an …
Help put Christ back in Christmas by circulating this verse widely. Share these, too: THE WORLD-FAMOUS FRUITCAKE POEM & NEW CHRISTMAS CLASSICS And feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: OH OH OHAlka Seltzer and Rolaids are dross,My Tums tablets I’m tempted to …
(commissioned by Public Advocate USA) to the tune of “A Pirate’s Life for Me” A Biden Vote for MeVote Joe, vote Joe, a Biden vote for meWe’re party hacks and poll workers tooStuff all the boxes for JoeWe cancel your vote and we vote for youStuff all the boxes for …
TURKEYSWith the Covid-19 doom and gloom,You can have your Thanksgiving on Zoom;If you buy all the hype,You can chow down on Skype,But my family will dine in one room. From the archive GOOD MORNINGEvery morning I wake up and prayAnd give thanks for what might come my way,’Cause I never …
GASLIT“You can trust us,” the experts advise,“We’re esteemed and we’re terribly wise,We would never deceive,So it’s best to believeWhat we tell you is [nothing but lies].” From the archive KARENSThey are going to take you to taskIf you don’t do the thing that they ask:They don’t care if it worksOr …
DEAD TO RIGHTS“I admit I’m a little distraughtThat your friends and mine finally got caught,”I said in palaverWith a fellow cadaver,“But we voted more times than I thought.” From the archive FALLWe are now in a sinister seasonWhen unscrupulous souls see no reasonAnd it doesn’t make senseTo refrain from offense:They’ve …
AMAZING RACEWhat polls tell us is probably wrong,As we’ll find out before very long:They can’t measure the graceThat’s inspiring this raceAnd making the patriots strong. From the archive OUR CONFUSIONWill we ever develop the knackOf remembering how to keep track,Overcoming the “block”Of resetting our clock:To “fall forward” or, rather, “fall …
DARK TO LIGHTEvery night we get tired and we yawn,It gets dark and stays dark until dawn:Every year, Halloween,All these monsters are seen,But next morning the monsters are gone. From the archive TRIGGER TREATI had lots of ideas what to be,But my costumes were all non-PC:Halloween’s not so funWhen there’s …
FAMILY BUSINESSWill you look what the Biden boys did,Joe the father and Hunter the “kid”!They perfected the craftOf soliciting graft,But neglected to keep it all hid. From the archive BIDEN TIMEAn old hack who is out of his mind,Who for decades robbed taxpayers blindAnd feathered his nestWith foreign largesse:He’s the …
