Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: IT’S A WONDERFUL LIEHow did Silicon Valley BankOf a sudden go straight down the tank,And did they foreseeThe FDICBail them out with a check that was blank? From the archive MERRY CHRISTMAS, BEDFORD FALLS!He’s known plenty …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: WRAITH RELATIONSOur guests offer laudatory toastsTo praise us for being good hosts;We are volubly vauntedIn a house that is haunted:Our guests are two garrulous ghosts. From the archive FRIENDS AT LASTWe’ll go through a transitional stageTo …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: PRIMATE CHANGEThere were popes who protected the Church,But with Francis we’re left in the lurch:If the gospel is “green,”What does anything mean?Is it time to begin a new search? From the archive HOUR APOLOGIESIt isn’t our …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: EXPOSEDAll the “experts” have egg-spurted faces,Having covered up China lab traces:It’s no longer a mysteryAnd they can’t rewrite historyTo get back in the public’s good graces. From the archive FLU MANCHU“Xi Jinping get idea and he …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: MGTOW“There is nothing like a dame,There is nothing you can nameThat offers such pleasureIn equivalent measure –Except a video game.” From the archive MATH EXTINCTIONWhen a vigorous inward migrationOverwhelms an effete population,People have to be dumbNot …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: BUSTED“So much effort involved, such a blow!Now my science project’s a no-go!My cool weather balloonWas shot down by some goon,And that’s why I have nothing to show.” From the archive THE MARDI GRAS QUEEN I came …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: OH, BOTHER!We have something that we shareThat needs maintenance and repair:We can let it rot,Watch it go to pot,Or fix it if we care. From the archive DISORIENTED“Halloween, back in China, we knewTo ask some costumed …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: GAIN OF UNCTIONTo the ways of the world, I am numb.You may think it’s because of the rum.May my flesh be anointedOn the day that’s appointed.I’ve no fear of the fate that’s to come. From the …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: MAD MAXMaxine Waters is ugly and mean,Just the ugliest woman we’ve seen:She is no lover girl,But could be cover girl –On the cover of Mad Magazine! From the archive FOOL WATERSAll day that faceSpews toxic waste,Who …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: CHINA DOLLThere’s a tag on the back of Joe BidenThat he ought not to be taking pride in,And it says “Made in China,Not intended for minors.”Maybe Joe should go back into hidin’? From the archive FLU …
