BYE, THEN!Your malarkey would make us all choke,This idea you’re a blue-collar bloke!You’re a liar and thief,Whose crimes beggar belief!You betrayed our great nation, no joke! From the archive JERK AND JILLBiden said with a sinister frownHe would never consent to step down,But the state of affairsIs he can’t find …
UNITEDThough divided at times we may seem,We are all always on the same team,We will all hang together,Make this great country better,And achieve the American Dream. From the archive UNDER GODThough our enemies cannot abide usAnd forever will try to divide usWith distinctions that vexSuch as class, race, and sex,Our …
SHARE YOUR WEEKLY POLITICKLE BY F.R. DUPLANTIER BIG NIGHT INWe have got such big plans New Year’s Eve!What we’re planning you would not believe!We’ll avoid hurly-burlyAnd just go to bed early!Oh, what wonderful dreams we will weave! Lagniappe PICTURE THIS!Every year at this time we’re kvetching,Having finished an etching that’s …
Share the true meaning of Christmas with A Visit from the Christ Child LIGHT CHOREAll night long, Father wangled and wrangled,But could not get the tree lights untangled,So, this year’s Christmas treeIs as neat as can be —And the lights in the garbage, all mangled. From the archive SANTA’S SACKWhen …
SHARE YOUR WEEKLY POLITICKLE BY F.R. DUPLANTIER GRIZZLY MADAMSThey insist they are women, but weirdIs the fact that they all sport a beard.I find lipstick and lashesTend to clash with mustaches.On my brain how that image is seared! From the archive NAME GAMEYour original name was Ted,Or Fred or Jed …
FEEL FREE TO SHARE YOUR WEEKLY POLITICKLE BY F.R. DUPLANTIER THE BIG I “In a prison, you’re subject to shivving, But your dad, as you know, is forgiving: Blanket pardon’s the way, And you will have to pay, So old pop can still make a good living.” From the archive …
FEEL FREE TO SHARE BOB DUPLANTIER’S WEEKLY POLITICKLE TRUMP DANCEIf you ever get into a slump,Fold your arms by your sides and fist-pump:Pretty soon you’ll be winning,And that’s just the beginning!Wait ’til everyone’s doing “The Trump”! From the archive (DOING) THE OBAMATwo steps forward and bow like Barack.Arms akimbo, a single …
FEEL FREE TO SHARE YOUR WEEKLY POLITICKLE BY F.R. DUPLANTIER FOE KINDNESSBe grateful to the throngOf those that did you wrong:Despite what they meantAnd their evil intent,They’re the ones that made you strong. Lagniappe EX-SCROOGE ME!“There’s a rift and I’m eager to patch it.It’s high time that we bury the …
FEEL FREE TO PUBLISH, POST, OR PASS ON YOUR WEEKLY POLITICKLE BY F.R. DUPLANTIER STAR TRICKDid you think that we’d be grievingWhen you said that you were leaving?We knew, in fact,It was all an actBy hypocrites deceiving. From the archive HOGGWASH“Receive our wisdom, peasants,And be grateful for our presenceAs your …
FEEL FREE TO PUBLISH, POST, OR PASS ON YOUR WEEKLY POLITICKLE BY F.R. DUPLANTIER TDS 2.0“I’m so mad that I’m going to scream!From my ears I am issuing steam!I can’t take four more years!See on TikTok my tears!Someone tell me it’s all a bad dream!” From the archive TRAPPEDDeep-state denizens …
