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TDS 2.0
“I’m so mad that I’m going to scream!
From my ears I am issuing steam!
I can’t take four more years!
See on TikTok my tears!
Someone tell me it’s all a bad dream!”
From the archive
TRAPPED
Deep-state denizens all will be snared,
Mainstream media will not be spared,
When Donald Trump wins,
They will pay for their sins:
It’s no wonder they’re all running scared.
(2024)
CONDITIONING
“It’s the most inexplicable thing:
I’ll be acting quite normal and [ding!]
I turn into a grump
And start ragging on Trump
Whensoever I hear a bell ring.”
(2021)
TDS
Are these symptoms familiar to you:
Bulging eyes and pinched lips turning blue,
Heart a-pounding (thump thump)
At the mention of Trump,
Raw emotions and lowered IQ?
(2018)
Last week’s limerick
GARBAGE
All the Democrats try to abash
Us deplorables, Nazis, and trash,
But we’re used to their games
And do not mind the names,
‘Cause we know we will win in this clash.