Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: NO JOKE“Pay attention and do not forget it.If you do, Joe, you’ll surely regret it.All those classified docsThat you have in that box,You do know that they have to be Vetted?” From the archive AMERICA LASTOur …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: MOCKINGBIRDAn intelligence agency triesTo fill media outlets with spies:With professional plantsAnd suborned sycophantsWho are feeding us nothing but lies. From the archive NOODNIKSLots of left-wing associations,Lots of biased investigations,Insane persons employedAre what finally destroyedTheir self-satisfied reputations(2018) …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: CRABBY HOLIDAYS“Since your viewpoints so often offend,Our relationship now has to end:You cannot come this yearTo share holiday cheer,And our invite we hereby rescind.” From the archive THUNBERG ENLIGHTENINGAre we doomed to be tirelessly trolledBy a …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: CON MENYou rejected our viewpoints, and how!But today you cannot disavowThe views of all menAs you did way back when,If we claim that we’re all women now. From the archive 2021This year was a year that …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: CROSS WORDS“Rex, the reason I put on your muzzleWas to keep you from trying to nuzzle,’Cause I can’t make a playWith your snout in the way:Can’t you see that I’m doing a puzzle?” From the archive …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: ATWITTERHe’s releasing all the receiptsOf their various, nefarious cheats:From dawn until dusk,They will vilify Musk’Cause he’s got a big tranche of their tweets. From the archive STOOGE CHRISTMASI’ll be home for Christmasyou can plan on meI …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: RUM, THEY TOLD MEWent to bed with my head in a fog,Nodded off, and then slept like a log:Christmas cocktails were good,But I wish that you wouldTell me, What did you put in that nog? From …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: HIPPY HOLIDAYSWith such goodies I’ve been gracedIn this season of good taste:Until extra pounds melt,I will need a new beltTo gird my widening waist. From the archive FRUITCAKEA fruitcake came one dayAnd I sent it on …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: BASIC THANKSGIVINGThough my life may be austere,What I’m thankful for this yearIs the same as everAnd changes never:The fact that I’m still here. From the archive HAPPY VAX-GIVINGIn addition to boiled shrimp and crab,Goose pâté, artichokes, …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: PRONOUNCEMENTOkay, now you are going too far,Saying what your preferred pronouns are:We don’t care if this vexes,There are only two sexes,And what you really are is bizarre. From the archive BRUISED GENDER“I’m a man. No, a …
