FEEL FREE TO PUBLISH, POST, OR PASS ON YOUR WEEKLY POLITICKLE BY F.R. DUPLANTIER GARBAGEAll the Democrats try to abashUs deplorables, Nazis, and trash,But we’re used to their gamesAnd do not mind the names,‘Cause we know we will win in this clash. From the archive DEPLORABUS UNUMYou may think that …
MULLING SPICESSome like cinnamon, nutmeg, and clovesAs they simmer in wine on their stoves,While some others like zestAnd think allspice is bestWith anise in their pumpkin bread loaves. From the archive LA GOONThere’s this girl in a horror show featureAnd a monster who’s trying to reach her,So to frighten and …
KARMALANothing was wrong with Joe’s brain,Except he was slightly insane.That’s why Joe was removedAnd the ticket improvedBy a woman who’s twice as inane. From the archive MᴄNUTTIN“Could we get a secure Southern border?”“I am happy to process your order:Quarter Pounder? Big Mac?Would you like fries with that?Drive ahead to receive …
NAME GAMEYour original name was Ted,Or Fred or Jed or Ned,But now you are MarilynOr possibly Geralyn:All this nonsense is just in your head. From the archive DOG GONE“Competition was keen, as you know,But the judges decided to goWith Felipe the Frog,Who presents as a dogAnd is hereby declared ‘Best …
POSSESSEDUnder him every error advancesAnd anomalies appear in finances.Are his duties forsakenOr is this see taken?There is something bizarre about Francis. From the archive PRIMATE CHANGEThere were popes who protected the Church,But with Francis we’re left in the lurch:If the gospel is “green,”What does anything mean?Is it time to begin …
MᴄNUTTIN“Could we get a secure Southern border?”“I am happy to process your order:Quarter Pounder? Big Mac?Would you like fries with that?Drive ahead to receive this disorder.” From the archive KAMALA CHAMELEON“I could never have been ‘border czar.’To suggest that I was is bizarre.I could not issue ordersRegarding our bordersAnd don’t …
SPRINGFIELD“Mommy, have you seen MittensOr any of her kittens?”“Honey, the HaitiansAre here on vacationsAnd have different ideas about vittlins.” From the archive PET PEEVE“Master says that my weight is too low,That he wants me to eat more and grow,Be at least twice this size,But that gleam in his eyesLooks a …
MODERATION“We will have to ‘correct’ Donald TrumpAnd give Kamala Harris a bumpWhile acting quite piousAnd disguising our biasSo to make Donald look like a grump.” From the archive REMOTE CONTROLJust when things get exciting indeed,Left-wing anchors will then intercede.They don’t want that much lightShed by guests on the right:“Oops! We’re …
BRAT WORSTIf her language lacks lucidityAnd her vibes evoke vapidity,Then the thing about HarrisThat should certainly scare usIs astounding, stupendous stupidity. From the archive KAMALA CHAMELEON“I could never have been ‘border czar.’To suggest that I was is bizarre.I could not issue ordersRegarding our bordersAnd don’t know where the boundaries are.”(2024) …
GREAT WALZ OF CHINATo avoid any outcome that’s grim,We will want to keep close eyes on him.Will he do as we pleaseOr support the Chinese?We had better be wary of Tim. From the archive CHINA DOLLThere’s a tag on the back of Joe BidenThat he ought not to be taking …
