Your Weekly Politickle: WITNESS

Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: WITNESSWhat did Whittaker Chambers once say?“God or Man?” is the question today.If we answer it wrong,We will find before longOur presumption has led us astray. From the archive STATIONSHe’s condemned to a pain-filled parade,Falling thrice (even …

Your Weekly Politickle: Q-LESS

Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: Q-LESSYou can say you were somehow deprived,But the warnings online were archived:It’s apparent that youJust do not have a clueAnd don’t know that the storm has arrived. From the archive SHOWTIMEPlease be patient, you’re in for …

Your Weekly Politickle: COFFEE BREAK

Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: COFFEE BREAKWhen you offered to hire us [cough, cough],We did not have the virus [cough, cough].Rest assured, then, that we [cough],Are still virus-free [cough],So there’s no need to fire us [cough, cough]. From the archive CORONARYVIRUSThere …

Your Weekly Politickle: CORONARY VIRUS

Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: CORONARYVIRUSThere once was a woman named BethWho experienced shortness of breath:The Wuhan Flu panicWas making her manic,And the fretter was frightened to death. From the archive HOW DARE YOU!“You have stolen my childhood,” said Greta,“And made …

Your Weekly Politickle: MORTIFIED

Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: MORTIFIED“I was pleased I secured your consentAbout giving up something for Lent,But, instead of rich sweets,You’re abstaining from beets?Son, you misunderstood what I meant.” From the archive SACRIFICIAL Lenten Fridays, abstaining from meat, There are limits …

Your Weekly Politickle: LOSERS

LOSERSBernie and Lizzie and Joe,Petey and Amy all showZero potentialTo be presidential:This pathetic selection’s no-go. From the archive DEBATE BUCKETBeto, Buttigieg, Biden, and Booker,Castro, Gillibrand, Gabbard the looker,Warren, Klobuchar, Sanders:Every single one panders,As do Swalwell and Harris the hooker. (2019) NOTATwo dozen Dems vie for dominationTo see who can get …