KARMALA
Nothing was wrong with Joe’s brain,
Except he was slightly insane.
That’s why Joe was removed
And the ticket improved
By a woman who’s twice as inane.
From the archive
MᴄNUTTIN
“Could we get a secure Southern border?”
“I am happy to process your order:
Quarter Pounder? Big Mac?
Would you like fries with that?
Drive ahead to receive this disorder.”
(2024)
KAMALA CHAMELEON
“I could never have been ‘border czar.’
To suggest that I was is bizarre.
I could not issue orders
Regarding our borders
And don’t know where the boundaries are.”
(2024)
KAMALA SALAD
“A community needs to have unity.
Without unity, it can’t be community.
Is not ‘unity’ heard
At the end of the word?
Without ‘unity,’ it would be ‘comm.’”
(2020)
KAMALA
It’s well known she was willing to swap
Certain assets to get to the top:
There’s no way to embarrass
VP nominee Harris
Any more than a pig in the slop.
(2020)
CAMELOT PARODY
Kamala! Kamala!
I know it sounds a bit bizarre,
But for Kamala, Kamala,
That’s how conditions are.
Her brain will never function after sunup,
Each dawn the mental fog will reappear,
She doesn’t know a lot,
A genius she is not,
But happily-ever-advancing her career
Is Kamala.
(2017)
Last week’s limerick
NAME GAME
Your original name was Ted,
Or Fred or Jed or Ned,
But now you are Marilyn
Or possibly Geralyn:
All this nonsense is just in your head.