Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: CROSS WORDS“Rex, the reason I put on your muzzleWas to keep you from trying to nuzzle,’Cause I can’t make a playWith your snout in the way:Can’t you see that I’m doing a puzzle?” From the archive …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: ATWITTERHe’s releasing all the receiptsOf their various, nefarious cheats:From dawn until dusk,They will vilify Musk’Cause he’s got a big tranche of their tweets. From the archive STOOGE CHRISTMASI’ll be home for Christmasyou can plan on meI …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: RUM, THEY TOLD MEWent to bed with my head in a fog,Nodded off, and then slept like a log:Christmas cocktails were good,But I wish that you wouldTell me, What did you put in that nog? From …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: HIPPY HOLIDAYSWith such goodies I’ve been gracedIn this season of good taste:Until extra pounds melt,I will need a new beltTo gird my widening waist. From the archive FRUITCAKEA fruitcake came one dayAnd I sent it on …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: BASIC THANKSGIVINGThough my life may be austere,What I’m thankful for this yearIs the same as everAnd changes never:The fact that I’m still here. From the archive HAPPY VAX-GIVINGIn addition to boiled shrimp and crab,Goose pâté, artichokes, …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: PRONOUNCEMENTOkay, now you are going too far,Saying what your preferred pronouns are:We don’t care if this vexes,There are only two sexes,And what you really are is bizarre. From the archive BRUISED GENDER“I’m a man. No, a …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: HAMMERED“You need to be more discreet, Paul.You can’t pick up guys on the street, Paul.I do not need your helpTo embarrass myself.Enough of this gay trick or treat, Paul.” From the archive HUBBY LOBBY“Paul, you know …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: HALLOW VEGAN“Reese’s Pieces? Kit Kat? Milky Way?M&Ms? Butterfinger? Payday?Hershey Bar? Baby Ruth?”“To tell you the truth,I eat only nondairy, okay?” From the archive MASKED FEELINGSHalloween has become a big bore.I don’t like it as much as …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: DOG GONE“Competition was keen, as you know,But the judges decided to goWith Felipe the Frog,Who presents as a dogAnd is hereby declared ‘Best of Show.’” From the archive DYSPHORIA“I’m a woman without any tits,I’m a woman …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: OVERINFLATEDThere once was a man from NantucketWho never would drive his new truck; itJust sat in the driveOnce gas prices passed five,‘Cause to fill up the tank cost a bucket. From the archive CHINA PATTERN“We will …
