BRAT WORST
If her language lacks lucidity
And her vibes evoke vapidity,
Then the thing about Harris
That should certainly scare us
Is astounding, stupendous stupidity.
From the archive
KAMALA CHAMELEON
“I could never have been ‘border czar.’
To suggest that I was is bizarre.
I could not issue orders
Regarding our borders
And don’t know where the boundaries are.”
(2024)
KAMALA SALAD
“A community needs to have unity.
Without unity, it can’t be community.
Is not ‘unity’ heard
At the end of the word?
Without ‘unity,’ it would be ‘comm.’”
(2020)
KAMALA
It’s well known she was willing to swap
Certain assets to get to the top:
There’s no way to embarrass
VP nominee Harris
Any more than a pig in the slop.
(2020)
CAMELOT PARODY
Kamala! Kamala!
I know it sounds a bit bizarre,
But for Kamala, Kamala,
That’s how conditions are.
Her brain will never function after sunup,
Each dawn the mental fog will reappear,
She doesn’t know a lot,
A genius she is not,
But happily-ever-advancing her career
Is Kamala.
(2017)
Last week’s limerick
GREAT WALZ OF CHINA
To avoid any outcome that’s grim,
We will want to keep close eyes on him.
Will he do as we please
Or support the Chinese?
We had better be wary of Tim.