Funny Things to Say at Work
- I did it my way! Sorry it didn’t work out.
- I’m not paid to goof off. I do it for free.
- People say my boss is an idiot savant. Well, they’re half right.
- It’s true that the cream rises to the top, but sometimes it’s sour cream.
- It took me years to become an overnight success.
- It’s hard to blow your own horn when all you have is a kazoo.
- If you wanted something done right, why’d you come to me?
- If I did everything right the first time, I wouldn’t have a full-time job.
- Genius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration. That’s why I use an anti-perspirant.
- I’m a self-made man. What’s your excuse?