Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier:
NEIN NEIN NEIN
All that’s needed are several swift whacks
From a strict constitutional axe:
To destroy the machine
Built in 1913,
Reestablish the indirect tax.
From the archive:
PLEDGE
“I’ll oppose social revolution
And income redistribution,
I will take an ax
To the federal tax
And adhere to our Constitution.”
(2010)
YOURS, MINE & THE/IRS
Our bureaucracies do us disservice
When they try to coerce and unnerve us;
We must bring to an end
What no one can defend:
The Internal Revenue Service.
(2006)
TAXING OUR PATIENCE
The flat tax is best, some contend,
But the sales tax has much to commend.
Taxing income or sales
These are minor details
‘Til we limit what Congress can spend!
(1998)
Last week’s limerick:
IN USE
At Zuccotti Park we tried,
But the line was long outside.
Can someone please show
Us a good place to go
That’s not currently occupied?
Here’s my Nein Nein Nein plan: 16th Amendment, nein; 17th Amendment, nein; Federal Reserve, nein. Get rid of these three assaults on the God-given freedoms guaranteed by our Constitution and shrink the national government back to its proper size.
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