Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier:
THE ANCIENT MARINATOR
There once was a geezer named Pops
Who was handy with barbecue mops
And with consummate skill
Would perform at the grill,
Searing t-bones, leg quarters, and chops.
From the archive:
BASKET CASE
My obesity just isn’t funny
And I’m suing for bundles of money:
When a basket of candy
Is too full and too handy,
Who’s to blame but the old Easter Bunny?
(2005)
Last week’s limerick:
HOLY WEEK
So begins the passion play:
Evil triumphs for a day,
But Friday’s cross
Redeems our loss
And confirms us in the Way.