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Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: HAPPENING Our Republic he will rearrange And the rights of the people estrange: Yes, it can happen here And it’s now all too clear What Obama intended by “change.” From the archive: ALONG CAME JONES He …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: ASK AND RECEIVE The poor Tinman is lacking a heart, While the Scarecrow is not very smart; And the King of the Forest, Expected to roar best, Is reluctant to play a brave part. From the …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: OBAMA CARES “Let me thank every person I should, Compliment how they did so much good, Send a shout-out to Crow, Make some promises – Oh, And then mention the thing at Ft. Hood.” From the …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: GETTING WHAT WE ASK FOR Halloween we all shout “Trick or Treat!” As we hit every house on the street. The next morning we wake With a bad stomach ache, ‘Cause we had too much candy …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: IN THE DOGHOUSE “My poor siblings and I are so sad: He’s the best friend that we ever had, With a heart of pure gold, But he has gotten old, And it’s time that we euthanize …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: SAFE AND UNSOUND There’s “safe sex” and “safe schools” and “safe touch,” “Safe this” and “safe that” and “safe such,” But, if “safe” now means “queer” And is said with a leer, The word “safe” doesn’t …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: LIGHTWEIGHT Getting older, you may realize That your waistline’s a much larger size, But Obama’s stayed slim, Having kept himself trim: Let’s award him the No-Belly Prize! From the archive: BASKET CASE My obesity just isn’t …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: BENT ON MARRIAGE “We are undermining resistance With our carefully plotted persistence: Rather than disparage The institution of marriage, We’re defining it out of existence.” From the archive: PANSY It will be a stylish “marriage,” They …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: GOOD GRIEF “Now, children, please don’t cry. It’s time to say goodbye. Today’s the day We booked in May: It’s Grandma’s turn to die.” From the archive: OBAMACARE “We would never overtly deny Any care we’re …
