Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: ACORNOMICS A gangster hired an advisor To make the “wise guy” wiser: “If you want to take over, I advise a makeover As ‘community organizer.’” From the archive: MIGHTY HOAX Assigning bailout blame Can be a …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: ALONG CAME JONES He played green but was red to the bones In a White House chockfull of his clones. It is good that Van goes And the public now knows What to make of the …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: OBAMA’S NEXT GREAT IDEA “Uniforms are the ultimate tool To ensure academic renewal – Think of Junior how cute In his little MAO* suit, Getting ready to head off to school!” *Mandated Academic Outfit From the …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: TRIBUTE It was time for a tip of the hat And to lay it on thick from a vat; There was only one fly In the ointment applied: That the “lion” was really a rat. From …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: OBAMACARE “We would never overtly deny Any care we’re prepared to supply; If we do have to ration, With a practiced compassion We’ll decide who deserves most to die.” From the archive: TOPSY-TURVY Our community’s pillars …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: FLAG@WHITEHOUSE.GOV* If your neighbor had something to dish, he May regret what he said and now wish he Had not spilled his gut And had kept his mouth shut — If the thing that he said …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: SOCIALIST JUSTICE When in reason and faith understood, It promotes a profound common good; But, when used to defend a Demonic agenda, “Social justice” betrays brotherhood. From the archive: NON SERVIAM If it seems that the …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: STUPID? If an honest and well-meaning cop Doesn’t know when he better had stop, He is bound to regret The abuse he will get For arresting a world-famous fop. From the archive: BLANK LIKE ME Census …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: PAY TO PLAY When our candidates vie for a post, We Americans rightfully boast: The position will go To the one who can show He’s the one who will offer the most. Last week’s limerick: EUREKA! …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: REELECTION RECIPE Take a crony-claimed “stimulus” stash And an influx of overseas cash (Use to cover expenses); Add an ACORN-cooked census For an edge in the 2012 clash. From the archive: MIGHTY HOAX Assigning bailout blame …
