Q. What are the two methods of electing a new pope?
A. The conclave and the convlex.
Bob’s Other Riddles:
Q. Why is Obama so supportive of Big Bird?
Q. What did Russell Crowe say when a search party found him?
Q. Why are pretty nurses unhealthy?
Q. What’s the difference between a heart attack and a bear attack?
Q. What do people shout when Mardi Gras falls on St. Patrick’s Day?
Q. What do you call a riot at a Chinese restaurant?
Q. What’s the difference between firewood and cashews?
Q. How do you tell a good nun from a bad nun?