Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: BELLA There once was a woman named Dodd Who rejected His scepter and rod, In His Church sowing seeds Of the wickedest weeds, But repented and came back to God. From the archive IN THE PUNCH …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: IN THE PUNCH BOWL Do you wonder why Francis demurred, Also wonder if he was deterred By his own share of blame, And because of his shame Papa Caca would not say a word? From the …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: IMBROGLIO Like Obama, he promises hope And a yep to replace every nope: “Forget about sins And let’s just be friends,” Says all affably dear Auntie Pope. From the archive OBAMA IN THE HIGHEST “With the …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: OBAMA IN THE HIGHEST “With the pope, I made such an impression That he asked me to hear his confession. I replied, with a nod, ‘I’m related to God And would gladly provide intercession.’” From the …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: POPE QUIZ “I’m-a not-a so sure, I’m perplex: How we s’pose-a to choose pontifex?” “It’s a cinch,” Guido say, “They just got-a two way: It’s-a called the conclave and convlex.” From the archive: IRISH STEWED “Tis …
Q. What are the two methods of electing a new pope? A. The conclave and the convlex. Bob’s Other Riddles: Q. Why is Obama so supportive of Big Bird? Q. What did Russell Crowe say when a search party found him? Q. Why are pretty nurses unhealthy? Q. What’s the …
