Lying Words & What They Mean

1. Climate change: Unless you do what I say, the temperature will go up or down
   
2. Pro-choice: I have the right to kill anyone who annoys me
3. Social justice: I should be praying, but agitating is more fun
4. Peace: Surrender
5. Bailout: Boondoggle
6. Balance: Imbalance
7. Diversity: It’s all good
8. It’s all good: I have absolutely no standards
9. You’re trying to impose your values on me: I’m trying to impose my values on you
10. For the children: It’s all about me

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