x-ray glasses

O most holy apostle, St. Jude, faithful servant and friend of Jesus, people honor and invoke you universally, as the patron of hopeless cases, of things almost despaired of. Pray for me, for I am so helpless and alone. Please help to bring me visible and speedy assistance. Come to my assistance in this great need that I may receive the consolation and help of heaven in all my necessities, tribulations, and sufferings, particularly (state your request) and that I may praise God with you always. I promise, O blessed St. Jude, to be ever mindful of this great favor, to always honor you as my special and powerful patron, and to gratefully encourage devotion to you by publishing this request. Amen.

Your Weekly Politickle: SAFETY FIRST

F.R. December 6, 2010 December 6, 2010 UncategorizedLeave a comment

Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: SAFETY FIRST A student in junior high classes Spotted several suspicious young lasses, But the principal said He was out of his head And forbade him to wear x-ray glasses. From the archive: NEW DEPARTS When …

F.R. November 19, 2010 November 19, 2010 UncategorizedLeave a comment

When I was a kid, all the comic books had ads for x-ray glasses. Intrigued, I ordered a pair. You see, there were several girls in my grammar school class that I suspected of being terrorists and I couldn’t wait to confirm my suspicions. The first pair I got were …