Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: HERE WE GO AGAIN! Jimmy Carter’s the president when Some insane Arab protests begin And is justly rewarded, Being rightly regarded As a laughingstock ever since then. From the archive: BOHICA We survived Bill and Jimmy …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: HOSANNA OBAMA! This convention was more than just odd, With the delegates given a prod To embrace depraved gaiety, Overthrow the true deity, And install Lord Obama as god. From the archive: FAITH IN GORE “All …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: BIG FINISH “Just imagine what waits in the wings, All the wonders another term brings! [PAUSE FOR CLAPPING & CHEERS] Give me just four more years And I swear you won’t recognize things!” From the archive: …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: PET PEEVE “Master says that my weight is too low, That he wants me to eat more and grow, Be at least twice this size, But that gleam in his eyes Looks a little suspicious,” growled …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: BUILD-A-BARRY Though I have ugly feelings about him And consistently set out to flout him, I still have to admit He has sharpened my wit And I can’t write this limerick without him. From the archive: …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: BULLIES In the 50s our fathers knew best, But back then they could scarcely have guessed That a mere three percent Who are sexually bent Would intimidate all of the rest. From the archive: CEREALISM “Here’s …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: EVERYONE’S BUSINESS Though our work be a labor of love, Still, we have to have help from above: Yes, we have to depend On that one special friend Whom we pray to at whitehouse.gov. From the …
Back in the summer of 1991, I began writing news articles for Phyllis Schlafly’s Education Reporter. As I learned more and more about the preposterous programs and policies to which public school students all across America were being subjected, I realized that the journalistic exposé was insufficient to capture their …
How it all began Back in the summer of 1991, I began writing news articles for Phyllis Schlafly’s Education Reporter. As I learned more and more about the preposterous programs and policies to which public school students all across America were being subjected, I realized that the journalistic exposé was …
