Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: IRON LADY There was no one in England could match her, Not one woman or man of her stature. She was destined to be In that Triumphant Three: John Paul II, Ronald Reagan, Dame Thatcher. From …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: SWISH! “It was best not to tell it or ask it, But it’s out now, so why try to mask it? Yes, Obama enjoys Pick-up games with the boys, But he pouts when he can’t get …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: HE LIVES Demons dread this day, They hate to hear us say Year after year The phrase they fear: ¡Viva Cristo Rey! From the archive: GOOD FRIDAY When tornadoes come whirling your way, You get down …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: POPE QUIZ “I’m-a not-a so sure, I’m perplex: How we s’pose-a to choose pontifex?” “It’s a cinch,” Guido say, “They just got-a two way: It’s-a called the conclave and convlex.” From the archive: IRISH STEWED “Tis …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: ADIOS, AMEBA! It was only a matter of when: Hugo Chavez, the meanest of men, A life thankfully brief, Full of vices, the chief Being friendship with actor Sean Penn. From the archive: GOODBYE, BAD MEN …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: SEDE VACANTE When uncertainty hangs in the air, It behooves us to gather in prayer With the hope that God will Send us someone to fill The unoccupied president’s chair.* *Hat tip to Clint Eastwood From …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: AMERICAN HERO All the reds Joe McCarthy once named Have turned out to be just what he claimed. Is this patriot praised For the warnings he raised? No, McCarthy’s the one who is shamed! (Like Joe …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: SIGN? When another grand stratagem fails And not one of my efforts avails, I look up and I spy A white cross in the sky Made by planes leaving vaporous trails. From the archive: SISYPHUS For …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: GIFTED TONGUE What he said was what everyone knows: That the emperor’s wearing no clothes. But we have to give credit For the way Carson said it And the surgical method he chose. From the archive: …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: PROTECTED CLASS “When all private gun ownership’s barred, I’m sure giving up mine won’t be hard: I’ll be safe as before, And perhaps even more – ’Cause I’ll have a well-armed bodyguard.” From the archive: CONTROLLING …
