imaginary headlines – Politickles

O most holy apostle, St. Jude, faithful servant and friend of Jesus, people honor and invoke you universally, as the patron of hopeless cases, of things almost despaired of. Pray for me, for I am so helpless and alone. Please help to bring me visible and speedy assistance. Come to my assistance in this great need that I may receive the consolation and help of heaven in all my necessities, tribulations, and sufferings, particularly (state your request) and that I may praise God with you always. I promise, O blessed St. Jude, to be ever mindful of this great favor, to always honor you as my special and powerful patron, and to gratefully encourage devotion to you by publishing this request. Amen.

Headlines I’d Like to See, Too

F.R. March 9, 2009 March 9, 2009 UncategorizedLeave a comment

Thetimman at St. Louis Catholic has posted “Headlines I’d Like to See But Won’t.” Most of his imaginary news items are related to issues in St. Louis, but the two bogus briefs below should appeal to long-suffering Catholics throughout the U.S.: PROGRESSIVE CATHOLICS RETIRE EN MASSE “Nobody listened to us …