Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: SCHNEIDERMAN Schneiderman, Schneiderman Has that Weiner and Spitzer gland: S&M is his style, Choking chicks makes him smile. Look out! Here comes weird Schneiderman! From the archive “BIMBO ERUPTIONS” “When a woman accuses, discredit her (With …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: HOW SPECIAL Rules applied to the masses and not them, But their hubris eventually got them: First fell Spitzer, then Weiner, And now somebody meaner – The Belle of Benghazi, Ms. Rodham. From the archive SENSE …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: SENSE OF HUMA “If your husband is horny like Bill, You should pose as the good wife like Hill. Do whatever you must To regain public trust: Once in office, then do what you will.” From …
The Weiner Incident reminds me of a plan I had 20-25 years ago to write the definitive rap song. I had it all worked out in my head, but I never bothered to write it down because I figured the idiotic fad wouldn’t last. Dumb, huh? It was called “Big …
I’ve Got the World on a Screen I’ve got the world on a screen, I’m tweeting with a co-ed, Got a thing about my weiner — What a word! Where’s my wife? I’m enlarged. I’ve got a shot that I send, It’ll make her brain blow, Or, again, it might …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: MISTWEETED Little Anthony had to get meaner, Being hung with a handle like Weiner, Having always his surname Being used as a slur name: Could cognomens be any obscener? Lagniappe: CRAFT PRODUCT Oh, you ought to …
