Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier:
OBAMAWEAR
This new one-size-fits-all suit fits bad
And cost more than the nice suit I had:
The new jacket’s too tight,
The new trousers aren’t right,
And my one choice of fabric was plaid.
From the archive:
OBAMA’S NEXT GREAT IDEA
“Uniforms are the ultimate tool
To ensure academic renewal –
Think of Junior how cute
In his little MAO* suit,
Getting ready to head off to school!”
*Mandated Academic Outfit
(2009)
NO CHILD LEFT
If a kid is a bit of a scamp
And resists the new socialist stamp,
He will be reassigned
And his mind realigned
At a reeducational camp.
(2008)
THE LIKENESS MONSTER
How grim is the socialist plan
To create a new socialist man
Who’ll be malleably meek
And in no way unique
In a world that is hopelessly bland!
(1998)
Last week’s limerick:
TA DA!
“I’m so sorry Obamacare’s bad
And the folks I bamboozled are mad,
But I’ve not been defeated:
In fact, I’ve succeeded —
In breaking the system we had.”