Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: INSURRECTION?The “insurgents” were government spiesWho were dressed in a MAGA disguise?It was all misdirectionTo hijack an election?Does this come as a total surprise? From the archive J6There was no “insurrection”:This false-flag misdirectionWas an effort to stumpDonald …
NOSEPIN ZONEI don’t care what a talk show host thinksAnd would rather enjoy forty winks:I will pass on his rantsAnd his catchphrasing chants‘Cause his pandering programming stinks. From the archive FACT CHEKA“I am serving to monitor newsAnd ensure it comports with right views:If you must disagree,Go ahead, you are freeTo …
TRUMPEDWe’re not watching the stupid debate.We don’t care how protagonists prate.We know Donald’s the oneWho will get the job done.All the others are just second-rate. From the archive DEBATE BUCKETBeto, Buttigieg, Biden, and Booker,Castro, Gillibrand, Gabbard the looker,Warren, Klobuchar, Sanders:Every single one panders,As do Swalwell and Harris the hooker.(2019) NOTATwo …
GAG, HUH?“So the guy is accustomed to brag, huh?And his tongue is loose, likely to wag, huh?Let’s make sure he’s not heard,That he can’t say a word,And so stifle the terrorist MAGA.” From the archive MUTE POINTAre you crazy or some kind of chump?Was a paddle applied to your rump?Though …
LA GOONThere’s this girl in a horror show featureAnd a monster who’s trying to reach her,So to frighten and scareBy inhaling her hair:It’s Joe Biden, the sleazy swamp creature. From the archive HALLOW VEGAN“Reese’s Pieces? Kit Kat? Milky Way?M&Ms? Butterfinger? Payday?Hershey Bar? Baby Ruth?”“To tell you the truth,I eat only …
Your Weekly Politickle: MUTE POINT MUTE POINTAre you crazy or some kind of chump?Was a paddle applied to your rump?Though you try and you try,You cannot stop this guy:There’s no way you can gag Donald Trump! From the archive FBI“It is merely a matter of time’Til the target is tarnished …
Your Weekly Politickle: ANTITRUST ANTITRUSTTrust the plan? Trust the plan? Trust the plan?Well, I will, if I possibly can,But, before I do so,I’m afraid I must know:What’s the plan? What’s the plan? What’s the plan? From the archive TOO Q’ED“Trust the plan! Trust the plan! Trust the plan!”So we’re told …
LETICIAAG James, overflowing with bile,Has resorted to tactics so vileThat are more than grotesqueAnd, indeed, Kafkasque:She, herself, is the one that’s on trial. From the archive RE-INDICTED“Re-indict me ’cause it feels so good.Re-indict me like I knew you would.You’re playing checkers, yes?Well, I’m playing chess.I’m so excited ’cause I’m re-indicted, …
INQUIRING MINDS“There’s no evidence,” Democrats sayWhen displaying dishonest dismay.“Biden’s only big badIs he’s such a good dad.”That’s the best they can do? That’s their play? From the archive BALLAD OF HILL’RY CLINTON [to the tune of Davy Crockett] Married to the governor of Arkansas,Saw herself and him as above the law.How …
PUNGENT“Get a life!” my detractors will brayTo disparage the things that I say.I ask, “What’s it to youIf I happen to doRhymes and riddles and wacky word play?” From the archive CHATGPTThis week’s deadline has gotten too tight.Can you write me a limerick tonight,With a joke or a pun –What? …
