Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: OBAMAWEAR This new one-size-fits-all suit fits bad And cost more than the nice suit I had: The new jacket’s too tight, The new trousers aren’t right, And my one choice of fabric was plaid. From the …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: PASSIVE REGRESSIVE There’ll be someone to see that we share And make sure that we always play fair, That we want to behave From the cradle to grave: I can’t wait for ObamaDayCare. From the archive: …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: STUCK IN DEBASEMENT Treat your people as if they were knaves, Make them crave what an animal craves, Confiscate all their wealth, Micromanage their health, And you’ll soon have a nation of slaves. From the archive: …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: BIG FINISH “Just imagine what waits in the wings, All the wonders another term brings! [PAUSE FOR CLAPPING & CHEERS] Give me just four more years And I swear you won’t recognize things!” From the archive: …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: EVERYONE’S BUSINESS Though our work be a labor of love, Still, we have to have help from above: Yes, we have to depend On that one special friend Whom we pray to at whitehouse.gov. From the …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: DREAMS FROM MY FUHRER “You can laugh or dismiss me as mad, But I knew from the first as a lad: Though unlikely it seems, I’ll make good on the dreams Of my true, psychological dad.” …
Russian pro-life campaigner Alexey Komov is disheartened to see the West flirting once again with socialism as a consequence of the global financial situation. Whether it be in the form of support for the Obama administration or the backing of other socialist-leaning policies and political parties, he finds the trend …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: DEPENDENCE DAY “I remember how some of us tried: How we fought, how we failed, how we cried, How we few knew the worth Of this last hope on earth. I was there when America died.” …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: WITNESS FOR THE PERSECUTION “Can I get a tattoo, Dad?” said she. “It can be quite expensive,” said he. “Why not wait and emboss On your forearm a cross? Let the government do it for free.” …
