Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier:
TA DA!
“I’m so sorry Obamacare’s bad
And the folks I bamboozled are mad,
But I’ve not been defeated:
In fact, I’ve succeeded —
In breaking the system we had.”
From the archive:
DREAMS FROM MY FEATHERBRAIN
“Like a Ninja, I crept ’til I’d gotten
To a spot I could get a good shot in,
Zeroed in on my game,
And then took a dead aim,
Singlehandedly killing bin Laden.”
(2012)
WORKING BARACKWARDS
Whom does he hope he is hooking
When he claims our economy’s cooking?
Are more people employed
Or just lost in the void
’Cause they simply have given up looking?
(2011)
DELUSIONAL
How Obama responded with glee
To a message as plain as can be:
“Voters put Coakley down
And elected Scott Brown
To affirm their approval of me!”
(2010)
ABARACKADABRA
Some magicians do mental spoon-bending
Or assistants in mid-air suspending,
But Barack has a trick
That is even more slick:
He can balance a budget by spending!
(2009)
Last week’s limerick:
PASSIVE REGRESSIVE
There’ll be someone to see that we share
And make sure that we always play fair,
That we want to behave
From the cradle to grave:
I can’t wait for ObamaDayCare.