Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier:
NEXT TIME
“By October 16th, that’s the date
That I want you to have this all straight:
Teleprompter is on,
Romney’s microphone’s gone.
Then we’ll see who will win the debate!”
From the archive:
FREAK OUT!
If a spectacle’s what you are seeking,
And to see a pretentious prig freaking,
A glib gabber tight-lipped
As he’s thrown off his script:
Interrupt when Obama is speaking.
(2012)
PINOCCHIOBAMA
While we hang on his every last word,
Mesmerized by the mishmash we’ve heard,
Teleprompters relay
What the dummy should say
And our president’s Mortimer Snerd.
(2009)
Last week’s limerick:
BARRYOKE
“Honey child, should you inquire,
I have but one desire:
It’s not to start
A flame in your heart,
But to set the world on fire.”