Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier:
EUREKA!
When I got an idea that was big,
A round bulb would light over my wig,
But now incandescents
Are replaced by fluorescents
And it looks like the tail of a pig.
From the archive:
SAY GOODNIGHT, AL!
“Who invented lightbulbs?” George asked Gracie.
“Why, everyone knows: Spencer Tracy!”
“And the phone?” “Oh, that’s easy.
Let me see — Don Ameche!”
“And Al Gore made the ‘Net?” “George, that’s crazy!”
(1998)
Last week’s limerick:
NON SERVIAM
If it seems that the things you believe’ll
Lead to ugliness and to upheaval,
If you find that you revel
In dissent like the devil,
Then perhaps your belief system’s evil.