Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: DREAM JOB “How things change from day to day, What’s taboo becomes okay: Though once arrested For having molested, I now work for TSA!” From the archive: JANET’S LAW IS COMING TO TOWN You’d rather opt …
Janet’s Law Is Coming to Town! by F.R. Duplantier You’d rather opt out? You’d better get scanned, Cause if you opt out You’ll get a cold hand: Janet’s Law is coming to town. She’s lining you up And checking you twice, Couldn’t care less who’s naughty or nice: Janet’s Law …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: SAFETY FIRST A student in junior high classes Spotted several suspicious young lasses, But the principal said He was out of his head And forbade him to wear x-ray glasses. From the archive: NEW DEPARTS When …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: TAKEOFF “With security lapses reviewed On Flight 253, we conclude: Due to differing beliefs About bombs in one’s briefs, Every passenger now must fly nude.” From the archive: WELCOME TO AMERICA “You illegally crossed our border? …
