Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: SWING LOW Sin, sin, sin, sin, Everybody, start to sin: No wrong, God’s gone, Now you’re sinning with a grin. From the archive DEAD END Though the mob is completely insane, though They cause everyone so …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: 7.4.15 We’re still standing, and standing unbowed, We’re Americans, naturally proud, And we make this forecast: That this won’t be the last July Fourth celebration allowed. From the archive DEPENDENCE DAY “I remember how some of …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: DEAD END Though the mob is completely insane, though They cause everyone so much pain, though They shout and shove And call it “love,” There is death at the end of the rainbow. From the archive …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: SUPREME FOLLY Who’d have thought there would come such a time When the butchering of babes was no crime? Now another miscarriage: Homosexual “marriage,” Legalized by a panel of nine. From the archive ROBERTS’ RULES OF …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: SPITE “We have oodles of gay friends who bake, Who could make us a fabulous cake: To claim discrimination, We need dissimulation — And a Christian to burn at the stake.” From the archive ICING They …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: ICING They will raise a devilish din And do anything to win, ‘Cause when you bake Their wedding cake You’re complicit in their sin. From the archive THE ADVOCATE No man’s perfect, nor ever has been: …
“Why would anyone oppose same-sex marriage?” “How is same-sex marriage going to hurt anyone?” In recent months, anyone publicly defending the time-honored definition of marriage as the union of one man and one woman has had to anticipate being buffeted by questions like those above, as though the questions were …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: PINK SLIP If you’d like to hang onto your job, Not be branded a “bigot” or “snob,” Then remember the truth Is considered uncouth And enrages the lavender mob. From the archive: TMI “Look at me, …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: HAPPY WHATEVER’S DAY! “Is your father a man? I’m so glad. That’s the kind that I wish that I had – One that’s not a pretender, One that is the right gender – But my mother’s …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: AGITPROP Maybe three in a hundred are bent, And one tenth of that number intent On pretending to wed Same-sex partners instead: All this turmoil for three-tenths percent? From the archive: BULLIES In the 50s our …
