I did not have sex with that woman

O most holy apostle, St. Jude, faithful servant and friend of Jesus, people honor and invoke you universally, as the patron of hopeless cases, of things almost despaired of. Pray for me, for I am so helpless and alone. Please help to bring me visible and speedy assistance. Come to my assistance in this great need that I may receive the consolation and help of heaven in all my necessities, tribulations, and sufferings, particularly (state your request) and that I may praise God with you always. I promise, O blessed St. Jude, to be ever mindful of this great favor, to always honor you as my special and powerful patron, and to gratefully encourage devotion to you by publishing this request. Amen.

Your Weekly Politickle: PARSED LIPS

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Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: PARSED LIPS When he’s asked to define what the crisis is, This man who is known for his vices is Compelled to resort To a proven retort: “It depends what the meaning of ISIS is.” From …

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