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O most holy apostle, St. Jude, faithful servant and friend of Jesus, people honor and invoke you universally, as the patron of hopeless cases, of things almost despaired of. Pray for me, for I am so helpless and alone. Please help to bring me visible and speedy assistance. Come to my assistance in this great need that I may receive the consolation and help of heaven in all my necessities, tribulations, and sufferings, particularly (state your request) and that I may praise God with you always. I promise, O blessed St. Jude, to be ever mindful of this great favor, to always honor you as my special and powerful patron, and to gratefully encourage devotion to you by publishing this request. Amen.

F.R. January 22, 2014 January 22, 2014 UncategorizedLeave a comment

Chapter 1 of the unpublished 1980s blockbuster Scythe Hockey and Other New Age Sports, by F.R. Duplantier, Alan Huard, and Sid Berger: DISCLAIMER: This excerpt is not meant to be taken seriously. The sport described here is dangerous, and only an idiot would attempt to play it. Don’t be an …

Do Not Try This at Home!

F.R. January 21, 2014 January 21, 2014 UncategorizedLeave a comment

Table of contents and Introduction to the unpublished 1980s blockbuster Scythe Hockey and Other New Age Sports, by F.R. Duplantier, Alan Huard, and Sid Berger: DISCLAIMER: This book is not meant to be taken seriously. The sports described here are dangerous, and only an idiot would attempt to play them. …