
It would be an enormous relief if the recent attacks on the science of global warming actually indicated that we do not face an unimaginable calamity requiring large-scale, preventive measures to protect human civilization as we know it. — Al Gore
It is an enormous relief, you fruitcake! Listen, Al, it’s over. Nobody believes you anymore. You lost again. Please, go away!
LOSING IT
Al Gore screamed on Inaugural Day
As the ambulance took him away:
“I’m the king! I’m the czar!
I’m Simba! Babar!
I’m the sovereign of all I survey!”
(F.R. Duplantier, 2001)