On Tuesday there’s a good chance “Mickey Mouse” will help bolster the vote count of Pennsylvania Senate candidate Joe Sestak and other Democratic hopefuls across the country. — Matthew Vadum
ACORNOMICS
A gangster hired an advisor
To make the “wise guy” wiser:
“If you want to take over,
I advise a makeover
As ‘community organizer.’”
(2009)
MIGHTY HOAX
Assigning bailout blame
Can be a cryptic game,
One must be deft,
Read on the left:
Now you know the name.
(2008)
REGISTERED VOTERS
The polls open and who comes in?
Mary Poppins and Mickey Finn,
Then Betty Boop
And Alley Oop,
Sherlock Holmes and Gunga Din!
(2004)