SHARE YOUR WEEKLY POLITICKLE BY F.R. DUPLANTIER
SHUN VANITY
“I’m the host of a TV talk show,
And my guests are all people you know,
But you don’t get to hear them,
To cheer them or jeer them:
I talk over them all, I’m the pro!”
From the archive
NOSEPIN ZONE
I don’t care what a talk show host thinks
And would rather enjoy forty winks:
I will pass on his rants
And his catch-phrasing chants
‘Cause his pandering programming stinks.
Last week’s limerick
INAUGURATION
Unbelievable things that are true,
All the horrors you’ve had to go through!
Now it’s time to renew,
Reasserting that you
Won’t be ruled by a rude wrecking crew.
(2023)