MᴄNUTTIN
“Could we get a secure Southern border?”
“I am happy to process your order:
Quarter Pounder? Big Mac?
Would you like fries with that?
Drive ahead to receive this disorder.”
From the archive
KAMALA CHAMELEON
“I could never have been ‘border czar.’
To suggest that I was is bizarre.
I could not issue orders
Regarding our borders
And don’t know where the boundaries are.”
(2024)
KAMALA SALAD
“A community needs to have unity.
Without unity, it can’t be community.
Is not ‘unity’ heard
At the end of the word?
Without ‘unity,’ it would be ‘comm.’”
(2020)
KAMALA
It’s well known she was willing to swap
Certain assets to get to the top:
There’s no way to embarrass
VP nominee Harris
Any more than a pig in the slop.
(2020)
CAMELOT PARODY
Kamala! Kamala!
I know it sounds a bit bizarre,
But for Kamala, Kamala,
That’s how conditions are.
Her brain will never function after sunup,
Each dawn the mental fog will reappear,
She doesn’t know a lot,
A genius she is not,
But happily-ever-advancing her career
Is Kamala.
(2017)
Last week’s limerick
SPRINGFIELD
“Mommy, have you seen Mittens
Or any of her kittens?”
“Honey, the Haitians
Are here on vacations
And have different ideas about vittlins.”