Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier:
TELL ME AGAIN
Getting older, a geezer may grouse
When forgetting the name of his spouse
Or when needing a clue
As to how to get to
The bathroom that’s in his own house.
From the archive:
OLDER & WIDER
As a lad I was long and lean
And drank gallons of Ovaltine,
But I had to rethink
That rich chocolate drink
When I wound up an oval teen.
(2002)
Last week’s limerick:
VACAY
Going places together’s a drag
As Michelle and I’d rather go stag:
Either way, we both will
Rashly run up the bill
And leave taxpayers holding the bag.