Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier:
PAY TO PLAY
When our candidates vie for a post,
We Americans rightfully boast:
The position will go
To the one who can show
He’s the one who will offer the most.
Last week’s limerick:
EUREKA!
When I got an idea that was big,
A round bulb would light over my wig,
But now incandescents
Are replaced by fluorescents
And it looks like the tail of a pig.