Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: HER SUITOR With a long-running rumor to quell And a positive image to sell, He came up with a plan To look more like a man: “What I need is a beard, then, Michelle.” From the …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: TASTES LIKE HEALTH “Oh, you children are just gonna drool: Today’s entrée’s a gray whole-grain gruel. It’s an extra-large glop Of the savorless slop. Don’t you love eating lunches at school?” From the archive PASSIVE REGRESSIVE …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: MICHELLE ENTIRE You have covered some miles, we can tell, And have left some impressions as well, Your ego’s inflated, And you’re way overrated: You’re entirely unbalanced, Michelle. From the archive: VACAY “Going places together’s a …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: VACAY “Going places together’s a drag As Michelle and I’d rather go stag: Either way, we both will Rashly run up the bill And leave taxpayers holding the bag.” From the archive: FREELOADER What began with …
Four years ago, during his first inauguration, Barack and I were thrilled when thousands of Americans from every corner of the country took part in the National Day of Service honoring Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. We were so excited because we knew that the celebrations weren’t just about a …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: WIFE SENTENCE As evolving positions now gel, He pronounces this travesty swell, But you might change your view About “gay marriage,” too, If you’d married a mate like Michelle. From the archive: MARRIAGE CONTRACT The biggest …
The words “Michelle Obama” and “style” don’t really go together, do they? When politics and fashion meet, however, the rule of thumb seems to be that Democratic First Ladies are reported to have “style” no matter how clueless and classless they are. I stopped after 6-10 slides of the “Michelle …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: FREELOADER What began with such grand expectations As a quest for the best destinations Finds Michelle scaling back When it’s up to Barack To finance his own family’s vacations. From the archive: DEADBEAT “Oh, Barack, this …
