Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: A-NOT-HER If for no other principled reason, In this present electoral season With two candidates who Are repugnant to you, Choose the one who’s not guilty of treason. Lagniappe BALLAD OF HILL’RY CLINTON* Married to the …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: RESET Out of date is the slogan some blithering Adman proposed to a dithering, Truth-noncompliant Dolt of a client: “I’m With Her” should be changed to “I’m Withering.” From the archive CLUELESS Says she’s just like …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: $PEECHE$ She’s about as exciting as clay And has nothing of interest to say, But the muckety-mucks Give her millions of bucks ‘Cause they know that they must pay to play. Lagniappe POP QUIZ “It’s the …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: BOOB Knowledge of basic facts she neglects, Truth and logic she simply rejects: She went to the Academy Of the Female Anatomy And will vote on the basis of sex. From the archive TRANSFORMER It was destiny, she …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: SAP Special Access Programs compromised? Covert agents exposed, jeopardized? One so reckless and dumb Would be sure to become A commander-in-chief neutralized. From the archive SET UP What did Stevens really know? What dark dealings …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: PARSED LIPS When he’s asked to define what the crisis is, This man who is known for his vices is Compelled to resort To a proven retort: “It depends what the meaning of ISIS is.” From …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: SET UP What did Stevens really know? What dark dealings could he show? Was he starting to balk? Was he threatening to talk? Why did Stevens have to go? From the archive CLINTONEMAIL.COMEDY “You’ll hand over …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: CASHIFIED INFORMATION “For accelerated authorization With regard to above application: To ensure I approve you, It might well behoove you To kick in to my family foundation.” From the archive WICKED Through years the graft extends …
Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: WICKED Through years the graft extends And favors for their “friends”: They plundered like Vandals, Now Hillary’s scandals Are burning at both ends. From the Clinton archive (1996-2000) BILL IN A CHINA SHOP Campaign prospects are …
