I heard Miss Jubilee and the Humdingers perform “Jim Dandy” — and other great oldies — at the Casa Loma Ballroom in south St. Louis last Saturday night and was inspired to adapt it.
Miss Candy to the rescue!
Miss Candy to the rescue!
Miss Candy to the rescue!
Go, Miss Candy!
Go, Miss Candy!
Miss Candy put her man on top,
Wouldn’t be just a traffic cop,
Saw Benghazi as a runaway horse,
Uh oh, time to change course.
Miss Candy to the rescue!
Go, Miss Candy!
Go, Miss Candy!
Miss Candy to the rescue, ETC.
Miss Candy had a job to do
And she was the moderator, too.
Miss Candy saw her favorite guy
Looking like he’s about to cry.
Miss Candy to the rescue!
Go, Miss Candy!
Go, Miss Candy!
Miss Candy to the rescue, ETC.