Your Weekly Politickle: STRIKE FORCE

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STRIKE FORCE
Here’s a joke, but it isn’t so great:
“Knock, knock!” “Who’s there?” “Vaccinate.”
“Vaccinate who?”
“Vaccinate you!”
I warned you, but now it’s too late.

From the archive

TONY BALONEY
Is it ’cause we no longer applaud?
Is it ’cause we are now underawed?
What makes Tony so grouchy?
What’s the matter with Fauci?
Is it ’cause we now know he’s a fraud?
(2021)

GEEKS BEARING GIFTS
Though the average buffoon celebrates
The much self-acclaimed Fauci and Gates;
Knowing both are invested
In vaccines never tested,
Should we trust to these conmen our fates?
(2021)

PANNED MEDIC
Dr. Fauci has long been in bed
With Bill Gates, the old Microsoft head:
Though he tried to inspire us
With a fear of the virus,
His vaccine is what scares us instead.
(2020)

GATES OF HELL
My suspicion – and I cannot shake it –
Is that Fauci and Birx tried to fake it:
Do you know what it means
To make new vaccines
And reap billions from those forced to take it?
(2020)

Last week’s limerick

CRT
Never mind what you do or you say,
You’re the source of all evil today.
If you don’t fit this dictum,
Then you must be a victim:
If you’re white, you’re a racist, okay?

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