Your Weekly Politickle: DIZZY WORLD

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DIZZY WORLD
It’s a magical place in the sun!
Cartoon characters greet everyone!
You’ll be kidnapped and raped
And videotaped!
Come on in, all you kids, and have fun!

From the archive

GHISLAINE
Her conviction for procuring
Is just and reassuring,
But will clients report
For their day in court?
That’s what needs to be occurring.
(2022)

BAD END
In a limerick, it’s a crime
If the last line doesn’t rhyme
With the first and the second,
But I say, what the heck! and
Epstein didn’t kill himself.
(2019)

HEDGE FUND
Epstein’s service is access to kids
And it all is recorded on vids:
Jeffrey’s “friends” soon know
There’s a quid pro quo,
And they do whatever he bids.
(2019)

Last week’s limeric

AUTOPSY-TURVY
“I was shot in the back of the head,
Or, perhaps, I was strangled instead.
Don’t let logic deceive:
Though it’s hard to believe,
It was suicide. That’s why I’m dead.”

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