Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier:
There are basically two types of man:
One’s the type that prefers Mary Ann.
Take Dawn Wells, if you please.
I’ll take Tina Louise.
I’m the type that’s a big Ginger fan.
From the archive
FRIENDS AT LAST
We’ll go through a transitional stage
To get over a long-lasting rage,
And when Jennifer Aniston
And her very last fan is gone,
We will enter a post-Rachel age.
Oops! She did it again unawares!
And she never expected such stares!
Every nut on the Net
Is now Googling to get
His own gander at poor Britney’s pears!
“She had something to get off her chest
And decided to make a clean breast;
We assure you that Janet
Did not mean it or plan it:
She just happened to wind up undressed.”
Last week’s limerick
We’ve had more than enough of Klaus Schwab,
That moronic, Teutonic, big slob
Who thinks he can “reset”
And decide what we get
’Cause we’re all just an ignorant mob.