Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier:
GEEKS BEARING GIFTS
Though the average buffoon celebrates
The much self-acclaimed Fauci and Gates;
Knowing both are invested
In vaccines never tested,
Should we trust to these conmen our fates?
From the archives
Dr. Fauci has long been in bed
With Bill Gates, the old Microsoft head:
Though he tried to inspire us
With a fear of the virus,
His vaccine is what scares us instead.
GATES OF HELL
My suspicion – and I cannot shake it –
Is that Fauci and Birx tried to fake it:
Do you know what it means
To make new vaccines
And reap billions from those forced to take it?
Last week’s limericks
You may say that this post isn’t true,
But I don’t get to say, “It is, too!”
You say facts have been checked,
But there’s something suspect:
Namely, who in the devil are you?
WEATHER OR NOT
TV weathermen are funny
And so rarely on the money:
You can bet if they say
There’ll be showers today
That the day will be cloudless and sunny.